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Buying Sarah Palin’s “Going Rogue” Felt Like Buying Porn

Posted in politics by roving on November 21, 2009
Going Rogue

First I went to our Wal-Mart. Checked the book section twice. No Sarah Palin book. So I did my shopping and decided to try our local book store on the way home.

Our book store is small and cramped. There was no Sarah Palin book displayed in the window. That was my first clue. There were maybe 8 people in there which makes the place feel crowded. They really picked a bad place for a book store. Someone is always in your way.

The store is so small, instead of having books facing outward so a person can see the cover, they put them on the shelves like they do in a library.

As I walked in I glanced at the table near the door to see if the book would be there.  No book. I walked to the counter thinking maybe they would have it prominently displayed for the customers to see. No book. I walked to the nonfiction part of the store and looked at the display of books there. I see the  book that Bill Ayers wrote for Obama displayed outward so you can’t miss it.

As I’m standing there staring at Obama’s book wondering what the chances of me getting caught if I slipped his book in so only the binder is showing, I glance towards counter where the clerk is standing. After seeing him, I realized, it may be a slim chance Sarah’s book is even here.  He was tall, black hair, thin, with a goatee.  He had liberal written all over him.

I decided to circle the store for the 3rd time. I’m thinking, this is the place that when a Harry Potter book comes out, they open at midnight and make such a  big deal about a stupid fiction book.

I was finally going to give up and leave the store when I walked by the front of the counter, a person who had just paid for a book was walking away, I see it. The store put Sarah’s book near floor level and almost impossible to see if anyone is standing there to pay for a book.

I reached down to get it and put it on the counter. The man looks at the book, makes a slight face, mutters something and says, oookaaay. He tried to make me feel as though the book should be put in a paper bag.

As I proudly  walked back to my car, I noticed I was parked to a white van with a Obama 08 bumper sticker. I looked at the van, looked back at the store and just KNEW that van was his.

So I got my book and will take it to work with me and read it during breaks and make sure all the liberals there see it and dare them to say anything. I hope they do. I would love to hear examples of how stupid Sarah is and how not qualified to be president she is then ask them to give me examples on what  Obama had done that made him so  qualified. Naming a post office in Africa isn’t going to cut it.

Examples are what will stump them. A liberal can never win a argument when asked for examples. (based on fact) Saying Sarah, is dumb, not qualified, a joke, can’t talk good isn’t going to be good enough.  Sorry.

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  1. Me said, on November 23, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    ooookaaay. what is the point of this pointless story? Would you like some cheese to go with your whine? You should also spell check your posts.


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