Rovingpatrol's Blog

How A Democrat Wins Elections

Posted in politics by roving on October 5, 2009

I find it odd the majority of the people have the same beliefs as a Republican but the Democrats do so well getting elected. People may say its the independents that do it. I don’t believe in independents. You either believe one way or the other. True the Republicans haven’t been acting like Republicans in a while.

The Democrats need five things to win.

1. Have the media and papers on your side so they only report half truths about what you say or do. When a Democrat gets in trouble, make sure their party isn’t mention. If need be, mention party affiliation near the bottom of the story. Call the Republicans racists and pretend to be outraged at some comment they made but don’t bring up the same or worse deeds the Democrats have done.

2.  Make the people  think they are for the little guy. But look at their actions and history. They were against civil rights.  Say things like we wont raise your taxes but do it anyway. Hell, they make up silly excuses just to do it. The sugar tax comes to mind.  No, what a Democrat does is keep you down. They need you to fail so you come crawling to them for help hoping for a handout. Now they got ya.

3. Blame everything they did on the Republicans very loudly and often. You tell a lie long enough, it becomes fact.  Bank failures were all on the Dems AND Obama’s head but who do the people blame? The Bush administration who tried a few times to reign in Freddy and Fanny but to no avail because the Democrats lied that there was no problem with the banks.

4. ACORN. This is a must. ACORN is supposed to be bi-partisan but we all know that isn’t true. When is the last time you saw ACORN campaigning for a Republican?  ACORN can be helpful in getting Mickey Mouse and Pluto to register to vote.  They are also miracle workers because they are able to bring the dead back to life long enough to vote. Intimidation is also a helpful tool.

5. Suppress the military vote just like Virgina  is doing. You know, do things like send out ballets to the service people the day BEFORE the election. The Democrats  know the people in the military are mostly Conservative so their vote must be squashed. So what if they are  the reason we have a voting process. After all, these are Democrats. They only care about themselves.

So in a nutshell, there you have it. Hopefully ACORN will be taken out of the picture soon and maybe the playing field will be slightly more even.

My next lesson…how to make a mayo sandwich.

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