Rovingpatrol's Blog

The Great Experiment

Posted in Uncategorized by roving on November 26, 2008

This past summer I killed a mosquito. i was able to kill it so it wasn’t smashed. It was still intact and looked as though it was sleeping.  I left it in the corner on the counter and had been careful not to disturb it. A month later the mosquito looked just the same as the day I killed it.

so lets recap:

A bag of carrots left forgotten in the the crisper turns to juice within one year.

A onion left in the cupboard to long disappears and leaves a black spot. Time: unknown. I don’t even remember buying it.

Trying a thread around a flys head is very delicate work but doable and it can still fly around.

Cutting a slit near the top of a soda can to get even with a moocher doesn’t seem as funny to them but makes the moocher angry and may cause bodily harm to you.

Forgetting to tie your swimming trunks before diving in a pool is very embarrassing.

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  1. Gayle said, on November 27, 2008 at 5:45 am

    Very good. You made me laugh. I like your sense of humor

  2. rovingpatrol said, on November 27, 2008 at 7:42 pm

    I was just saving the Government some money so now they don’t have to do studies on them six things

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