Proof Women Are Confusing
Years ago before the web, another way to find dates were through the personals in the newspapers. You write a short description of who you are looking for and make a recording so the women could hear you and leave their own message if interested.
This worked pretty good and I was able to fnd dates although none ever turned into a relationship. It was either I wasn’t interested in her or her in me.
There was one who I thought we had made a connection. She left a message along with her phone number so I called her and we decided to meet at the park in her hometown. It was only 15 minutes away from where I lived.
We met and talked for a couple hours. I thought things were going pretty smoothly. I was witty, made her laugh. She tells me to give her a call the next day. I was thinking maybe I found the one…until the next day when I called her.
me: Hi! Its me.
her: why did you call?
me: You told me to.
her: I didn’t really mean for you to call.
her: I thought you knew it wasn’t going to work out.
me: What the hell?